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#!/usr/bin/env perl |
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use Lingua::Shakespeare; |
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The Infamous Hello World Program. |
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Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience. |
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Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace. |
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Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet. |
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Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S. |
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Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery. |
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Scene I: The insulting of Romeo. |
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[Enter Hamlet and Romeo] |
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Hamlet: |
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You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! |
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You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave |
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hero and thyself! Speak your mind! |
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You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty |
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old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's |
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day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the |
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sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind! |
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You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference |
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between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind. |
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Speak your mind! |
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[Exit Romeo] |
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Scene II: The praising of Juliet. |
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[Enter Juliet] |
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Hamlet: |
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Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his |
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black cat! Speak thy mind! |
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[Exit Juliet] |
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Scene III: The praising of Ophelia. |
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[Enter Ophelia] |
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Hamlet: |
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Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing |
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bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind! |
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Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky |
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and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as |
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the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind! |
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[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet] |
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Act II: Behind Hamlet's back. |
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Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation. |
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[Enter Romeo and Juliet] |
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Romeo: |
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Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the |
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difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your |
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mind! |
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Juliet: |
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Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the |
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difference between the square of the difference between my little pony |
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and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little |
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codpiece. Speak your mind! |
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[Exit Romeo] |
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Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation. |
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[Enter Ophelia] |
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Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small |
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furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind! |
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Ophelia: |
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Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the |
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difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak |
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your mind! |
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[Exeunt] |