File Coverage

blib/lib/Acme/Bushisms.pm
Criterion Covered Total %
statement 16 20 80.0
branch n/a
condition n/a
subroutine 7 8 87.5
pod 0 4 0.0
total 23 32 71.8


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1             package Acme::Bushisms;
2             $VERSION = '0.02';
3             $arab = " \t"x8;
4 0     0 0 0 sub invade { local $_ = unpack "b*", pop; tr/01/ \t/; s/(.{9})/$1\n/g; $arab.$_ }
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5 1     1 0 3 sub leave { local $_ = pop; s/^$arab|[^ \t]//g; tr/ \t/01/; pack "b*", $_ }
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6 1     1 0 6 sub oil { $_[0] =~ /\S/ }
7 1     1 0 34 sub drill { $_[0] =~ /^$arab/ }
8            
9             open 0 or print "Can't open '$0'\n" and exit;
10             $iraq = join "", <0>;
11             $iraq =~ s/.*^\s*use\s+Acme::Bushisms\s*;\n\n(?:.*?George.*?\n)?//sm;
12             local $SIG{__WARN__} = \&oil;
13 1     1   1091 do {eval leave $iraq; exit} unless oil $iraq && not drill $iraq;
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14            
15 1     1   1592 use LWP::Simple qw($ua get);
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16             $ua ->timeout(10);
17             $lies = get("http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/");
18             if (not defined $lies) {
19             $dubya =<
20             "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
21             --George W Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
22             EOF
23             }
24             else {
25             ($bush) = $lies =~ /(<\/p>

.*?\".*<\/p>

)/sm;

26             $bush =~ s/\(\s*thank.*?\)//ismg;
27             $bush =~ s/<\/?[^p][^>]+>//g;
28             $bush =~ s/\&\w+\;//g;
29             $bush =~ s/("--|("|'|\s)[^\w\s\r\"\.\']{3,3})/"\n--George W Bush, /ig;
30             $bush =~ s/[^\w\s\r\"\.\']{3,3}/--/g;
31             @quotes = $bush =~ /

+(\".*?)

+/smg;

32             $dubya = $quotes[rand @quotes];
33             $dubya = $dubya . "\n--George W Bush"
34             unless ($dubya =~ /--George/);
35             }
36             $dubya =~ s/\s+$//;
37            
38            
39             open 0, ">$0" or print "Cannot invade '$0'\n" and exit;
40             print {0} "use Acme::Bushisms;\n\n$dubya\n", invade $iraq and exit;
41             __END__